My 8-year-old sister: I don’t want to finish watching Narnia! The lion died!
My Gay Best Friend: No, he comes back to life at the end.
Me: How do you know Narnia?
My Gay Best Friend: Please. I’m so far in the closet, I’ve been there- and I know what you’re getting for Christmas.
MICHAELA. I CAN’T EVEN.
oh my god